21 Things You'll Understand If You Have A Big Dog
Statistically speaking, most of these dogs are named Bear. If they're not named Bear, they're probably named Zeus. If they're neither Zeus nor Bear, they might be Tiny, but whatever they're called, they are all majestic and adorable.
1. "I think you'll find that I am indeed a lap dog."
2. There is nowhere you can hide treats. Nowhere.
3. "If it fits, I sits. If no fits, I sits anyway."
4. You can't ignore a dog this big.
5. "No, please, tell me more about how this is 'your' chair."
6. Big dog, big naps.
7. One of the pros of having a big dog: You'll never lack for a dance partner.
8. Look, this moose's antlers are sprouting leaves!
9. "Oh. I guess I'll just, uh, wait here."
10. Fountain for scale.
11. "Dad loves it when I sit on his lap 🤣"
"Emphasis on the LOVE."
12. "What is this, a car for Europeans?"
13. Silly cow, that's a dog door!
14. "When you're too long for the couch you use the coffee table as a pillow 😂"
15. Where there's a will there's a way.
16. "I think my kennel shrank."
17. Extreme climates call for extreme coats.
18. Fun fact: Great Danes are the reason cars have sunroofs.
19. Big doggy kisses seem like a great idea right up until you're drenched in drool.
20. "This year I'm a lion. Last year I was Clifford. When will I get to show them the real me?"
21. Look out! It's a yeti!
