22 Bossy Cats Who Think They're In Charge

By  Kayleigh Roberts Updated

Having a dog is having a pet. Having a cat is having a very bossy roommate ... who wins every fight.

Here are 22 cats who think they're completely in charge.

1. "You sleep on the floor tonight, human. I called dibs."

cat sleeps under covers bobby_dot_nose via Instagram

2. "Have you met my chauffeur, Roomba?"

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3. "I'm not bossy I just know what you should be doing"

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4. "I'm totally still listening. I'm just resting my eyes."

boss cat wearing sunglasses GIPHY

5. "Kiss the rings, peon."

cat grooms other cat's paw GIPHY

6. "Ma, the meatloaf!"

cat pressing button Sharleen Chao via Getty

7. "Ahem, hooman, serve me my food..."

cat at dinner table waits for food kitcatthecat208 via Instagram

8. "LOL, too slow, dog."

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9. "Dude, just stop"

cat tells dog to stop petting GIPHY

10. "This, puny human, is how you do a pull-up."

cat does pullups in underground fight club GIPHY

11. "I'm sorry, but you need to make an appointment."

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12. "This is what humans do. I'm human now."

cat pees in toilet like human ohmahgif via GIPHY

13. "Aw, you think you decide where I go? That's cute."

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14. "I HAVE TO RUN AS FAST AS I CAN TO A RANDOMLY SELECTED OTHER ROOM"

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"Don't question my decision-making process."

15. "Get the treats or I pull the plug on your precious 'manuscript'"

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"Don't test me."

16. "Don't sit on his lap now Carl — wait until he wearing all black"

cat hugging other cat Pinterest

17. "A little faster, please. [Pause] No, that's too fast."

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18. "Just some light reading, nothing you need to be concerned about."

cat reading a book about military strategy GIPHY

19. "I said I WALK FIRST."

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20. "All the food is my food."

cat blocks other cat from plate of food GIPHY

21. "Here's what I think of your kisses."

cat smacks man who wants kiss GIPHY

22. "Lawl."

cat knocks stuff off counter GIPHY

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