22 Cats Who Are You At A Party

By  Amanda Rock Updated

Parties are hard, man.

1. You gotta psych yourself out.

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1. You gotta psych yourself out.

"You can do this. You are a totally normal person who can have normal conversations with other people."

2. Pick out a good dress with pockets so your hands have something to do.

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2. Pick out a good dress with pockets so your hands have something to do.

"Is it too late to cancel?"

3. Pre-game.

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3. Pre-game.

4. Bring a gift.

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4. Bring a gift.

5. Mingle like a normal person.

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5. Mingle like a normal person.

6. Locate the booze.

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6. Locate the booze.

Water from a martini glass is v. classy.

7. Have some totally not-weird conversations.

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7. Have some totally not-weird conversations.

8. Find this guy.

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8. Find this guy.

9. Act pretty cool.

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9. Act pretty cool.

Or at least natural.

10. Listen to people's boring stories.

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10. Listen to people's boring stories.

"No, please go on. I find your tale absolutely enthralling."

11. And their opinions on current affairs.

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11. And their opinions on current affairs.

"Ya, I'll totally check that out."

12. Tell people all about your favorite movies/tv shows/books.

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12. Tell people all about your favorite movies/tv shows/books.

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You can tell they're totally interested.

13. Definitely talk about your obsession with true crime documentaries and podcasts.

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13. Definitely talk about your obsession with true crime documentaries and podcasts.

14. Eat pizza.

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14. Eat pizza.

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15. Drink all the free wine you can.

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15. Drink all the free wine you can.

16. Have a few more normal people interactions.

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16. Have a few more normal people interactions.

17. Sneak out without saying goodbye to anyone.

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17. Sneak out without saying goodbye to anyone.

18. Go home and make a snack.

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18. Go home and make a snack.

19. Stay awake all night replaying every single conversation.

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19. Stay awake all night replaying every single conversation.

20. Weeks go by before you're invited to another party.

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20. Weeks go by before you're invited to another party.

21. But after thinking it over ...

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21. But after thinking it over ...

22. ... you decide to just stay home and read.

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22. ... you decide to just stay home and read.

Good decision.

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