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While we aren't here to fat shame anyone, it appears these thicc trash pandas have been hitting the dumpster buffet just a tad too hard.

1. An absolute specimen.

1. An absolute specimen.

2. "I'm in shape — round is a shape."

3. There's a Pennywise from the movie "It" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't seem to ... [wiggles brain in frustration] ... finesse it out. (The strugs is real!)

3. There's a Pennywise from the movie "It" joke in here somewhere, but I just can't seem to ... [wiggles brain in frustration] ... finesse it out. (The strugs is real!)

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4. "Not fat yet, but maybe one day..." #dreambig #literally

4. "Not fat yet, but maybe one day..." #dreambig #literally

5. Talk about hogging the sheets.

5. Talk about hogging the sheets.

6. Hooman 4 scale.

6. Hooman 4 scale.

7. "Did that raccoon just dab" -- every commenter on Twitter who watched this video

7. "Did that raccoon just dab" — every commenter on Twitter who watched this video

8. Amazing the fence can even stand upright.

8. Amazing the fence can even stand upright.

9. How I feel when I eat a whole pizza by myself. #relatable #ithappens #morethanyoumightthink

9. How I feel when I eat a whole pizza by myself. #relatable #ithappens #morethanyoumightthink

10. You can't stop trash pandas, you can only hope to container them.

10. You can't stop trash pandas, you can only hope to container them.

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11. 17/10 for the creative posing. 😂 😂 😂

11. 17/10 for the creative posing. 😂 😂 😂

12. Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies? Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies!

12. Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies? Matching his-and-hers jelly bellies!

13. "Oh hey, you're home early. I didn't hear you come in .... "

13. "Oh hey, you're home early. I didn't hear you come in .... "

14. YOINKS! #whatsyoursisnowmine

14. YOINKS! #whatsyoursisnowmine

15. "I'm here to talk to you about the Scavengers Initiative." -- Nick Fury, if Nick Fury was a raccoon on the chubalub side

15. "I'm here to talk to you about the Scavengers Initiative." — Nick Fury, if Nick Fury was a raccoon on the chubalub side

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16. Cuddling goals > all other goals.

16. Cuddling goals > all other goals.

17. It wouldn't be a list of cute critters without at least one tongue blep.

17. It wouldn't be a list of cute critters without at least one tongue blep.

18. Huuuuuuuuge if true.

18. Huuuuuuuuge if true.

19. Walking is hard.

19. Walking is hard.

20. Draw me like one of your French girls.

20. Draw me like one of your French girls.

h/t Twitter Moments

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