19 Cats On Their Way To Steal Your Laptop
Good luck getting any computering done when these kittos are ... [cat flops onto keyboard] ... aro-oooo;LAKJD;FLKAJS;DOIUVPQOWEJKNR;.LANM-und.
1. "Decreased paw-ductivity? I wouldn't know anything about that."
@SaltySardine11 via Twitter
1. "Decreased paw-ductivity? I wouldn't know anything about that."
2. "I would like to lodge a complaint. My human's lap is not big enough for both me and her computer and she insists on making me share. *I* should take precedence."
feline.woodsprites via Instagram
2. "I would like to lodge a complaint. My human's lap is not big enough for both me and her computer and she insists on making me share. *I* should take precedence."
3. "She helps me compose my chat replies."
@Sharrif via Twitter
3. "She helps me compose my chat replies."
4. "He learned it from his older brother."
@CAlbert_SM via Twitter
4. "He learned it from his older brother."
5. "Because you can't spell 'feline overlords' without LO-freaking-L"
u/the0celot via Reddit
5. "Because you can't spell 'feline overlords' without LO-freaking-L"
6. "If not for sits... why is it made of warm?"
@tomharries via Twitter
6. "If not for sits... why is it made of warm?"
7. "He opened 38 tabs at once on my Chromebook"
@CAlbert_SM via Twitter
7. "He opened 38 tabs at once on my Chromebook"
8. "CONFESSION: All my quality takes actually come from this guy"
Twitter
8. "CONFESSION: All my quality takes actually come from this guy"
9. "You probably just dropped a somewhere in the code. Move over and I'll help you fix it."
@E_Gradin via Twitter
9. "You probably just dropped a
somewhere in the code. Move over and I'll help you fix it."
10. "Cat physics is 100% accurate*"
@AsToldByBreann via Twitter
10. "Cat physics is 100% accurate*"
11. "I put him in charge of responding to any emails older than 3 days."
@manwittaplan via Twitter
11. "I put him in charge of responding to any emails older than 3 days."
12. "Give this exchange a medal already."
OliviaHenry18 via Twitter
12. "Give this exchange a medal already."
13. "Your pain is my pain"
@fefetrovato via Twitter
13. "Your pain is my pain"
14. "Rotated my screen 90 degrees, took a three key combo #Caturday"
@asoconnor via Twitter
14. "Rotated my screen 90 degrees, took a three key combo #Caturday"
15. "No, no, it's fine, I didn't need those keys anyways."
@ninizulk via Twitter
15. "No, no, it's fine, I didn't need those keys anyways."
16. "Imagine taking an online quiz and explaining to your professor that a question was accidentally answered by your cat."
@UchihaAnaisa via Twitter
16. "Imagine taking an online quiz and explaining to your professor that a question was accidentally answered by your cat."
17. "All of your passwords belong to me meow"
Twitter
17. "All of your passwords belong to me meow"
18. "When I said that the two of you should huddle together to map out our social strategy for the upcoming month, this is not what I had in mind"
@ruthd37 via Twitter
18. "When I said that the two of you should huddle together to map out our social strategy for the upcoming month, this is not what I had in mind"
19. "Work at home, they said. You’ll get so much more done, they said."
@dillthedog57 via Twitter
19. "Work at home, they said. You'll get so much more done, they said."