19 Cats On Their Way To Steal Your Laptop

Good luck getting any computering done when these kittos are ... [‌cat flops onto keyboard‌] ... aro-oooo;LAKJD;FLKAJS;DOIUVPQOWEJKNR;.LANM-und.

1. "Decreased paw-ductivity? I wouldn't know anything about that."

2. "I would like to lodge a complaint. My human's lap is not big enough for both me and her computer and she insists on making me share. *I* should take precedence."

2. "I would like to lodge a complaint. My human's lap is not big enough for both me and her computer and she insists on making me share. *I* should take precedence."

3. "She helps me compose my chat replies."

3. "She helps me compose my chat replies."

4. "He learned it from his older brother."

4. "He learned it from his older brother."

5. "Because you can't spell 'feline overlords' without LO-freaking-L"

5. "Because you can't spell 'feline overlords' without LO-freaking-L"

6. "If not for sits... why is it made of warm?"

6. "If not for sits... why is it made of warm?"

7. "He opened 38 tabs at once on my Chromebook"

7. "He opened 38 tabs at once on my Chromebook"

8. "CONFESSION: All my quality takes actually come from this guy"

8. "CONFESSION: All my quality takes actually come from this guy"

9. "You probably just dropped a
somewhere in the code. Move over and I'll help you fix it."

9. "You probably just dropped a

somewhere in the code. Move over and I'll help you fix it."

10. "Cat physics is 100% accurate*"

10. "Cat physics is 100% accurate*"

11. "I put him in charge of responding to any emails older than 3 days."

11. "I put him in charge of responding to any emails older than 3 days."

12. "Give this exchange a medal already."

12. "Give this exchange a medal already."

13. "Your pain is my pain"

13. "Your pain is my pain"

14. "Rotated my screen 90 degrees, took a three key combo #Caturday"

14. "Rotated my screen 90 degrees, took a three key combo #Caturday"

15. "No, no, it's fine, I didn't need those keys anyways."

15. "No, no, it's fine, I didn't need those keys anyways."

16. "Imagine taking an online quiz and explaining to your professor that a question was accidentally answered by your cat."

16. "Imagine taking an online quiz and explaining to your professor that a question was accidentally answered by your cat."

17. "All of your passwords belong to me meow"

17. "All of your passwords belong to me meow"

18. "When I said that the two of you should huddle together to map out our social strategy for the upcoming month, this is not what I had in mind"

18. "When I said that the two of you should huddle together to map out our social strategy for the upcoming month, this is not what I had in mind"

19. "Work at home, they said. You’ll get so much more done, they said."

19. "Work at home, they said. You'll get so much more done, they said."

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