19 Pets Cheating The No Furniture Rule With Creative Loopholes

By  Travis Greenwood Updated

Give these cats & dogs an inch and they'll take a mile — with bold and literal interpretations of what "on" and "off" really mean.

1. "Olive is not allowed on the bed... Teeeechnically that one foot is still on the ground 😂😂😂 Always finding the loopholes!!"

Dog breaking no bed rule Sarah Beck via Facebook

1. "Olive is not allowed on the bed... Teeeechnically that one foot is still on the ground 😂😂😂 Always finding the loopholes!!"

2. "My cat Charles is not allowed on the table. He likes to push his luck..."

cat breaking no table rule aerdna14 via Reddit

2. "My cat Charles is not allowed on the table. He likes to push his luck..."

3. "She’s not allowed on the kitchen table, but technically she's not on the table"

cat gets around no table rule by sitting on box atop table be4u4get via Reddit

3. "She's not allowed on the kitchen table, but technically she's not on the table"

4. Me: "He’s not allowed on the table" Everyone else: "I get the feeling he lives on that table when you’re not around."

cat not allowed on table extends paw towards table flyingbysws via Reddit

4. Me: "He's not allowed on the table" Everyone else: "I get the feeling he lives on that table when you're not around."

5. "Jimin is not allowed on the bed so this is her solution."

dog with paw on bed breaking no bed rule Lucía Mateo via Facebook

5. "Jimin is not allowed on the bed so this is her solution."

​CLICKABLES: "Airplane Ears" Is Our New Favorite Cat Meme​

6. "Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also likes to test her limits."

cat not allowed on counter edges onto counter sapan6 via Reddit

6. "Roxy knows she's allowed on the barstool, and not the counter. Roxy also likes to test her limits."

7. "Myrkr finally knows she's not allowed on the kitchen counter. Now every time I cook, I get malicious compliance and a judgmental glare."

cat rests head on counter she's not allowed to be on UltimateDonar via Reddit

7. "Myrkr finally knows she's not allowed on the kitchen counter. Now every time I cook, I get malicious compliance and a judgmental glare."

8. "He's not allowed on the couch, we have to flip the cushions and put washing buckets on there to keep him off. So he sits in the buckets, no Fs given 🤣🤣"

dogs sits in buckets placed on couch to keep him off the couch Emma Burke via Facebook

8. "He's not allowed on the couch, we have to flip the cushions and put washing buckets on there to keep him off. So he sits in the buckets, no Fs given 🤣🤣"

9. "Ok.... before you say anything ........ I’m not actually fully on the couch 👼👼"

dog with guilty eyes knows he shouldn't be on the couch Ellie O'Hern via Facebook

9. "Ok.... before you say anything ........ I'm not actually fully on the couch 👼👼"

10. "I yelled at him for being on the counter, now he’s taunting me"

cat extends paw onto counter he's not supposed to be onf sayknow via Reddit

10. "I yelled at him for being on the counter, now he's taunting me"

​CLICKABLES: 19 Cats On Their Way To Steal Your Laptop​

11. "Actually, I'm not on the counter. Move along."

cat sitting on counter isn't actually touching counter Leyley904 via Reddit

11. "Actually, I'm not on the counter. Move along."

12. "He gets cuddles in bed every morning, but this was night time which he knows is when he’s not allowed on. Doesn’t stop him trying to sneak on though 😂"

dog cheats no bed rule by keeping two feet on ground Sarah Parkinson via Facebook

12. "He gets cuddles in bed every morning, but this was night time which he knows is when he's not allowed on. Doesn't stop him trying to sneak on though 😂"

13. "Mack! Out of the kitchen!” Mack: (whispers) 'You’re not the boss of me.'😂"

dog not allowed in kitchen inches slowly into kitchen Amanda Rife via Facebook

13. "Mack! Out of the kitchen!" Mack: (whispers) 'You're not the boss of me.'😂"

14. "I'm not on the couch, I'm on Dad"

dog gets around no couch rule by laying on human dad Addison Yoder via Facebook

14. "I'm not on the couch, I'm on Dad"

15. "She wasn’t allowed in the alfresco when we ate dinner. She got shifty and put one paw on 😂"

dog cheats no patio rule by putting one paw up Kaitlin Johnson via Facebook

15. "She wasn't allowed in the alfresco when we ate dinner. She got shifty and put one paw on 😂"

​CLICKABLES: 17 Dogs Reacting Hilariously To Balloons​

16. "Sawyer isn’t supposed to be on the couch. She thinks if she’s on the pillows It doesn’t count 🙄"

dog cheats no couch rule by napping on pillows on top of couch Wendy Simpson via Facebook

16. "Sawyer isn't supposed to be on the couch. She thinks if she's on the pillows It doesn't count 🙄"

17. "'Winston isn't allowed on the couch' - my parents"

dog cheats no couch rule by napping on both of his humans Tessa Wylie via Facebook

17. "'Winston isn't allowed on the couch' – my parents"

18. "My dog isn't allowed on furniture, so this is what he resorts to..."

dog gets around no furniture rule by bridging the difference - literally UNILAD via Facebook

18. "My dog isn't allowed on furniture, so this is what he resorts to..."

19. "This is how my cat responds to not being allowed to walk on the counter. 'I'm allowed to chill on it tho right?'"

cat leans on counter he's not supposed to be on @Jessewelle via Twitter

19. "This is how my cat responds to not being allowed to walk on the counter. 'I'm allowed to chill on it tho right?'"

​Is your pet a habitual line stepper? Tell us about it on our Facebook page!​

Recommended