People Are Sharing Their Dogs' Quirky Habits & We Can't Stop How-LOL-Ing

By  Travis Greenwood

Let's get this out of the way: There are no dumb dogs, there are just dogs who are less smart.

That's the takeaway from a now viral thread on Twitter, in which people are sharing their pups' less graceful moments. Some might call them lowlights, but we find them relatable as heck.

"Please tell me about your dumbest dog," asked Twitter user Bum Phillips, a college football writer with nearly 140,000 followers.

Challenge officially issued, folks on the microblogging platform quickly leaned into the ask with a flood of funny anecdotes, the best and funniest of which are collected below.

1. "Literally this morning tried to poop on an incline and then got so distracted by the poop rolling down the hill that she fell over"

dog rolls down hill @billbarnwell via Twitter

2. "Tried to bite his reflection in the refrigerator"

dog tries to bite reflection KingOfRums via Twitter

3. "Everytime someone gets in the bath tub, Blue figures he needs to be in there as well."

dog joins human in bath tub @B85HOTBOD via Twitter

4. "My brother’s dog is forever at war with my office curtain"

curtain defeats dog @AceAnbender via Twitter

dog pokes head through curtain@AceAnbender via Twitter
dog feuds with curtain@AceAnbender via Twitter
curtain blocks dogs view of window@AceAnbender via Twitter

"these are all from different days and there are many more"

dog mad at curtain @AceAnbender via Twitter

5. "Behold my dog Frida, who ate a whole stack of kraft singles while I was in the shower."

dog eats all the cheese @veroconplatanos via Twitter

(Don't worry, she didn't eat any plastic and ended up sleeping it off—as one does.)

dog tired after eating cheese @veroconplatanos via Twitter

6. "He chewed a hole in the grill cover and then got stuck in it."

dog stuck in grill cover @thatfrankfellow via Twitter

7. "Routinely climbs up to the top of the third floor stairs—knowing full well he's too scared to go back down the stairs—and whines until someone comes to get him."

dog scared of descending stairs @sleepyat830 via Twitter

9. "Cousin’s labradoodle somehow consists of 2 out of the 6 'smartest' breeds"

labradoodle with box on head @AlejoMBrown via Twitter

10. "Where do I pick up the award?"

pug confused by chair @IAMDanielQ via Twitter

11. "The puppy will only chew something if he’s in the backyard, but he will chew anything in the backyard."

puppy chews on rug @StaircaseWhitt via Twitter

12. "My dog cuddles with an peanut butter filled pretzels container."

dog cuddles with plastic jug @cwdarney via Twitter

13. "Do you have all day? Because I have just the dog for you ... "

dog sleeps on arm chair @muskies34 via Twitter

dog wedges self between couch and window@muskies34 via Twitter
dog propped up on open window sill@muskies34 via Twitter
dog with tennis balls in cone of shame@muskies34 via Twitter

14. "'Get a lab,' they said. 'The breed is whip-smart,' they said"

dog sleeps with head between couch cushions @jake_hitt06 via Twitter

16. "stares at walls" (likely because he can hear the neighbor watching tv)

dog stares at wall @AustYodes via Twitter

17. "in his youth this dummo used to flip a laundry basket over his head and run through the house"

dog flips laundry basket over @defNotChuck via Twitter

Got a funny story about your dog? Share it in the comments below!

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