12 Very Important Business Dogs

By  Mila Ringo

With housing prices skyrocketing across the nation, it's no surprise that millions of Americans are asking their dogs to find gainful employment and contribute to the bills. If your dog refuses to update their resume or says things like "but dogs can't type," just show them this list of very important business dogs.

1. Flawless interview attire

Golden retriever puppy lays on hardwood floor. Their mouth is slightly open and they are wearing a little tie. Imgur

1. Flawless interview attire

2. That overeager intern's first day on the job

A brown dog with a fluffy tail and pointy ears sitting with their tongue out, wearing a jacket, button-up shirt, and tie. therealfitz via Imgur

2. That overeager intern's first day on the job

3. "Got those updated plans you asked for. I think you'll be especially pleased with the design of the doghouse."

Small, fluffy dog sits on the floor with one paw stepping on a sheet of paper showing building plans. PankoBoy via Imgur

3. "Got those updated plans you asked for. I think you'll be especially pleased with the design of the doghouse."

4. "Where the heck is that file..."

Senior golden retriever sits on office chair with one paw on the keyboard, looking at a computer screen. juelzmitch via Imgur

4. "Where the heck is that file..."

5. "I can see you, but I can't hear you. Can you try borking into the mic?"

Screenshot of a virtual Zoom meeting between two dogs. One dog has their face unnecessarily close to the camera, while the other dog has their ears tucked behind their head. steampunkmario via Reddit

5. "I can see you, but I can't hear you. Can you try borking into the mic?"

6. "This better be important"

Shiba Inu dog sits at a desk with a computer with one paw on the mouse and looking at the camera. BigBearDoinThangs via Imgur

6. "This better be important"

7. These dogs hate mandatory brainstorming sessions as much as humans do

Two Chow-Chow dogs sit in swivel chairs at a table with laptops open and their paws on the keyboards. BigBearDoinThangs via Imgur

7. These dogs hate mandatory brainstorming sessions as much as humans do

8. Even dogs know when a meeting should have been an email

15 dogs of various breeds sit around a long, oval conference table with coffee cups and notebooks. Imgur

8. Even dogs know when a meeting should have been an email

9. "Ah sorry, can't go out for treats tonight. Boss asked me to stay late."

A golden retriever type dog sits in an office chair behind a wooden desk. The dog is looking at the camera. J9KT via Reddit

9. "Ah sorry, can't go out for treats tonight. Boss asked me to stay late."

10. "Heck yeah, I can get that done! I'm gonna do it so fast! When I send it to you you're gonna be all, 'wow Larry, that was so fast!' It's just the kind of guy I am!"

Dachshund sits in an office chair at a desk with a computer. Their mouth is open, their tongue is out, and looking happily at the camera. AnchovyIceCream via Reddit

10. "Heck yeah, I can get that done! I'm gonna do it so fast! When I send it to you you're gonna be all, 'wow Larry, that was so fast!' It's just the kind of guy I am!"

11. "You think this is funny, Greg? I have serious phone calls to make and you mock me with a banana phone?"

Close-up of a small, fluffy dog with a hand holding a banana next to the dog's head like a phone. PankoBoy via Imgur

11. "You think this is funny, Greg? I have serious phone calls to make and you mock me with a banana phone?"

12. And of course, the most legendary VIP of all business dogs, Mayor Max himself.

Golden retriever wearing a tie sits in the back of a parked pickup truck with his paws on the edge and a woman stands next to him holding a Reddit

12. And of course, the most legendary VIP of all business dogs, Mayor Max himself.

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